DJ Cheese-a-lot aka Cheesus

 

 

Get down whit da program...

And it goes a little something like this:

 

Chees-a-lot is DJ'ing at SAXONS, Jagtvej. Friday the 8th of Januar 2010. With Slick Nick and Tue Pack!!!! CRAZY!!!!

 

And Cafe Mice the 29th of Januar. Frederiksholms Kanal 1

 

 

Funk, soul, rare b-boy breaks and old/gold school hiphop!!

 

would you belive it????

 

Dont be crummy whit da cheese - call now

 

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cheese-a-lot is a copenhagen based disc jockey.

with a main focus on playing funky based music as; hip hop, funk, reggae on vinyl. (no serato, no techno, no bullshit!)

 

i began my career as a dj in 2005. my main motivation is the love of digging and playing vinyl containing genre merging elements of funk, reggae, hip hop, jazz and soul.

 

currently i am working on my debut release the ‘cheese mix’. this mix should contain a mix of tracks that i love, witch all include some cheese in some way! further it should contain a cheese rap i have worked on for ages.... the full mix would be available for download on this page and on vinyl soon (yes, i am dreaming) – watch out!

 

 

 

 

 

Also, new rap comming up soon, tjeck it out:

 

Cheeseism lyrics

sim simma / who got the cheese, I wants some prima    ….dona

Yo chek it, yo chek it / This is Cheesus Christ running this muther cheesing joint…

YO, tjeck it

My law is no peace, say fuck the police /then I say - I love cheese!

We're night thieves, roll up on you sleeves / we light trees, bust these and stack cheese

Treating emcees like government cheese / Shred 'em like cheddar / cut 'em up cause P's

Sitting in the park eatin' grilled cheese / then I can fight all killer bees  

Tell your mama please / get up off her knees/ she can't wear yellow spandex with an ass like cottage cheese

Yo..

Dulfi is sick but got no disease / livin' fat like Joe - eating a lot of cheese

On your knees /you know my steez / I’m in this graff game trying to eat the cheese

Check it, even when it's sunny, you might need your umbrella, when Chessus around it, it might start rainin' Mozzarella (echo effect on rella)

 

Say C to the H, double E, S-E / It tastes so good, wouldn't you agree?

Say C to the H, E, E, S-E / Sheep's or goat's or cow's milk- doesn't matter to mee

Say C to the H, double E, S-E / gorgonzola, parmesan, switch and briee

 

Boom bap, original cheese is snack / listen how it sounds(bo!) calling cops for OST is wack! (bo!)*4(KRS BO)

Know the real deal and you will loving it / niggas without knowledge  they’re  fuckin it

I mean it, fuck all the negative use / of the word of cheese you abuse / crappy music, the police I hate all who refuse /

To fuckin get serious and stop calling it cheese/ cheese is all good, only thing, it’s fucking expensive

For fucks sake, say cheese means smile/ it’s all good it’s an everyday paradise

When I have no cheese - Fuc it I want to go to hell/ then I’m a piece of shiit it aint hard to fuking tell

Cooking up food for me, then you must know my steez/ Cheeseism, nigger don’t be crummy whit the C, H, E, E, S, E     

cuz I'm cheesier than the cheesiest, cheesiest, cheese can get/Gorgonzola and I, while Carmenbert is good on baguette

I want to have Cheese oh cheese // I want to have Cheese oh cheese  (I bedste Cypress wanna get higt stilo)

Damn I’m hungry, I need something to eat / I don’t care what, just some kind of cheese

Looking in my fridge - YES, what a release /I got blue, green, yellow, feta – yo, all kinds of cheese

They all screaming cheesus /  yo youre the king you got to eat us

Uh, yes yes y’all, eat the cheese yall

Cheesy cheesy y’all

You don’t stop

Uh, yes yes y’all, eat the cheese yall

Cheesy cheesy y’all

You don’t stop

If eating cheese made you funky, I would have the crown/

I‘d played moog like Mohawks and James brown have looked like a clown

La did a di / i love cheese in my body

When I eat it I can’t be bored by any body

But fuck the Chinese/ they don’t eat cheese /

They eat rice / and are not welcome in my yellow paradise (Sing it shitface)

I’m not a racist I love like all kinds of cheese/ thank you god for all variaritees

 

YO! Say C to the H, E, E, S-E It tastes so good, wouldn't you agree?

Say C to the H, double E, S-E, down on your knees, and pray to almighty ghost face cheese

I say C to the H, E, E,S-E - Sheep's or goat's or cow's milk- doesn't matter to me.....................

Say C to the H, double E, S-E Say cheese you theif, let me see your teeth Cause I'm Ultra-magnetic, magnetic,  hu,  like Kool Keith - PEACE!!

 Say C to the H, double E, S-E /  I love em all, gorgonzola, parmesan, switch and brie

Say C to the H, E, E, S-E /  Cheese will  tease, please and make world peace

Say C to the H, double E, S-E /  Say cheese, peace and fuck the police

Say C to the H, E E, S-E /  So many varieties but one love… and im outta here

Say C to the H, E E, S-E, get down on your knees, and pray  to almighty ghostface cheese

 

 

 

 

Computer Dulfi says yo for 2009